I’m sure you’ve all seen the news that Danelo Cavalcante was captured by law enforcement after a hero dog bit him in the head after spotting him in the brush.

Here’s the dog that took him down:

 
During a press conference about the capture earlier today, a reporter literally asked a question that no one else was thinking about:

That question is so dumb it’s funny. But it makes me wonder if the guy was a prank reporter. Because if he’s a real one, I can’t imagine his bosses are too thrilled about him representing their network or paper that way.