As the results were revealed on Tuesday, so were strong opinions. The National Review writers, fueled by caffeine and anxiety, stayed up to provide you incisive commentary (or so we tell ourselves). And now, as we recover from a largely sleepless night and possible liver damage, it is refreshing and entertaining to engage with some less substantive insights. What follow are some alternative perspectives on the election that don’t quite meet National Review‘s editorial standards but nonetheless exceed our expectations for comedy.