Chief Justice John Roberts seems to relish delivering the majority opinion in the anti-affirmative-action case. It almost feels like an “I told you I wasn’t a total squish.”

Justice Clarence Thomas is similarly writing to be remembered and is particularly harsh on the dissent of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Justice Neil Gorsuch is funny when he calls out his fellow majority writers in the Bostock decision for their evolving views on the text of the law.

Overall, the conservative side of the court staged a dunk contest here. The cases brought before them provided ample opportunity to do so.