Time flies! One moment you're a kid consuming copious amounts of top-tier Christian entertainment content, and before you know it, you're middle-aged with a spouse, some kids, and a mortgage. Whatever happened to all those beloved Christian personalities from your childhood?

The Babylon Bee has tracked down the following Christian celebrities from childhood to find out what they're up to now:

Who would've guessed? Let us know the whereabouts of any other childhood Christian celebrities that we missed!

By now the whole internet has heard Ben Shapiro rapping, but did you know that there are actually two more verses they cut out of the track?