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Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee
23 Aug 2023


NextImg:What To Watch For In Tonight's Debate

Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:

  1. Someone offers Ron DeSantis a pudding cup: The American people want to know if the stories are true.
  2. Vivek challenging other candidates to a rap battle: You better lose yourself in the music, Vivek!
  3. Chris Christie ordering DoorDash to his podium: Vegas is giving two-to-one odds on a meatball sub.
  4. Larry Elder setting up his own cardboard podium on the edge of the stage: Sometimes, you have to create your own opportunities.
  5. OH MY GOODNESS DONALD TRUMP WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!: Does he go for Pence or DeSantis first? Oh, the excitement.
  6. Ken Bone's "Where Are They Now?" Segment: Bring back that sweater!
  7. Security accidentally throws out one of the random candidates no one knows: Sorry, Doug!
  8. Vivek declares Pearl Harbor was an inside job: Easy there, Ramaswamy.
  9. Mike Pence's fly: The insect. We mean the insect.

If you keep an eye out for the list above, you'll hopefully keep yourself from nodding off like President Biden at a memorial service.

It is super important to know your stuff when it comes to debating ultra-MAGA Republicans about guns.