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The secrets of the cigar lounge have been kept tightly under wraps for centuries, with women left to only speculate about the pearls of wisdom, mind-opening philosophies, and inimitable truths of life that are birthed in such an intimate, masculine setting.

Now, all will be REVEALED as The Babylon Bee reveals the truth about what men talk about in smoke-filled cigar lounges:

The cat is out of the bag! Now that you know what's being discussed, you have no choice but to respect the importance of the cigar lounge and the special place it holds in the lives of men.

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