Hey Beeple! Editor-in-Chief guy Kyle here.

We've got a new book in our bestselling series coming out - The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, and we need YOUR help launching it!

That's right - you can join the LAUNCH TEAM for The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender. You'll get an early PDF copy and can join an exclusive Facebook group (yeah, yeah, Facebook, I know. Our publishers are a bunch of boomers - we'll post some of the interactive stuff here for subscribers too) where you'll get to interact with the authors and get some behind-the-scenes content into the making-of process.

So smack that button below and join our team! We can't pay you in cash, but you'll get paid extra treasure in heaven. Probably.

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