LOS ANGELES, CA — Unrest continued into the start of a new week today, with authorities saying it was unclear if a crowd of 50,000 rowdy illegal aliens was an anti-ICE protest or just a Los Angeles Dodgers game.

The confusion stemmed from what law enforcement described as "virtually indistinguishable similarities" shared by the violent mob of illegal immigrant protesters and the standard nightly crowd that fills Dodger Stadium for major league baseball games.

"We just can't really tell the difference," said LAPD spokesman Sergeant Bill McEndry. "They're just almost identical to each other. One group is a massive mob of evil, bloodthirsty Mexicans, and the other group is anti-ICE protesters."

Sources within the police department said that riot control tactical teams had been deployed to confront the mob, though that was standard operating procedure anytime the Dodgers had a homestand. "It's necessary either way," one insider said. "The police have a responsibility to protect the city's residents from the existential threat posed by angry, marauding crowds of dangerous Mexicans. And they also need to protect people from anti-ICE rioters, too."

The large crowd was reported to be rampaging through downtown Los Angeles on Monday, looting businesses, lighting vehicles on fire, and assaulting police officers — all hallmarks that accompany a normal Dodgers regular season game. "Just another June evening in L.A.," McEndry said. "We'll deal with this Dodgers crowd accordingly. Or pro-illegal-immigration riot. Whichever one it is."

At publishing time, the LAPD was reportedly preparing to handle any violent anti-ICE riot with a scaled-down version of the normal protocols it uses for Dodgers crowd control.

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