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27 Mar 2025


NextImg:TV Show Wraps Up After A Good Run With A Satisfying Finale Leaving No Loose Ends [Satire]

U.S. — Defying all odds, a popular television show has wrapped up with a satisfying finale that leaves no loose ends. [EDITOR'S NOTE: This is satire.]

Fans were reportedly over the moon after watching the series finale. "All of my questions were answered and I wasn't disappointed at all," commented one user posting on the show's official subreddit. [Satire] "I feel so fulfilled." [Satire]

Showrunner Mitchell Howitzer, who devoted 8 years of his life to the project, said he always intended to answer every last mystery [Satire] in a satisfying finale [Satire] that fans would truly appreciate [Satire]. "And it was easy," he said, "because I knew the answer to every question from the very beginning [Satire].

"No one begins a show without a plan in place," Howitzer said. [Still satire.] "That would be irresponsible."

According to Nielsen TV ratings, the show's finale was so successful it surpassed a record long held by ABC's Full House. [Also satire. The real record was, and still is, held by MASH. There wasn't as much to watch back then, so everyone watched MASH.]

At publishing time, TV had entered a new golden age following the success of the show, with fans anticipating several new shows. [Definitely satire.]

The Founding Fathers didn't always agree behind closed doors.