WASHINGTON, D.C. — Once again willing to be the bigger man, President Trump has signaled that the United States is ready to forgive Ukraine for their ruthless invasion of Russia.

"You never should have started it, Ukraine" said Trump. "I always tell people to never fight uphill, but no one ever listens. But I guess we all make mistakes."

Trump's understanding tone was complemented by a late-night post on Truth Social in which he signaled forgiveness may be just around the corner.

EVEN THOUGH UKRAINE INVADED RUSSIA COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED, IT IS TIME TO MOVE PAST WHO INVADED WHO AND HAVE PEACE!!! WE DO NOT HOLD GRUDGES LIKE SLEEPY JOE....WE WILL MAKE A GREAT PEACE AND HAVE A NEW GOLDEN AGE FOR RUSSIA AND UKRAINE LIVING IN HARMONY!!

Though some in Ukraine stated that they were fairly sure Russia invaded them, diplomats stated it was time to simply move on and accept Trump's kind offer of forgiveness.

At publishing time, Trump had asked Zelensky to please do the right thing and just call Putin to say "I'm sorry."

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