With new reports indicating that President Trump's administration has reduced the Internal Revenue Service workforce by a staggering 25% since January, tens of thousands of former IRS employees are now looking for work. But what does the job market look like for them?
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list to help laid-off IRS workers land on their feet:
Pretty much any job at the DMV: Unpleasant government positions nobody in the general public wants to interact with? A natural fit.
Mugger: Jumping out of a dark alley to demand all of someone's money. Sounds about right.
Fill-in host of CBS's The Late Show: Wait, never mind.
Proctologist: Another job that's perfect for someone accustomed to probing people in the most uncomfortable and invasive ways possible.
Middle management on the Death Star: A simple, lateral move from one evil empire to another.
Summer spot on the host panel for ABC's The View: Wait, never mind.
Serial killer: A great job for someone who is used to having everyone mortally terrified at the mere mention of them.
Goon for cartoonish supervillain: Most of Batman's rogues' gallery is probably in the market for mobs of henchmen.
CIA interrogator: Waterboarding can't be that much worse than being audited.
Jehovah's Witness missionary: IRS workers are well-suited for jobs that have them showing up unwanted on people's doorsteps.
If you're a former IRS employee, any one of the jobs listed above should be right up your alley. Have other positions you'd suggest for out-of-work IRS workers? Throw them in the comments below.
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