WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns over President Trump's ethics were raised this week ordered the construction of a Dungeon of Torment for his political enemies, causing many to question: Is the president perhaps going too far?

The Dungeon of Torment reportedly features cells of pure gold situated beneath luxury vaulted ceilings and elaborate crystal chandeliers. In between beatings, prisoners have access to the finest underground day spa in the world to pamper and rejuvenate them before their next round of torture.

There is also a TV in the Dungeon of Torment, but it will only show reruns of The Apprentice and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

"I've supported Trump for a long time, but this is truly beyond the pale," said podcast host Ben Shapiro. "The Dungeon of Torment appears to violate the fifth, sixth, and eighth amendments of the U.S. Constitution. Maybe even the first amendment, since the prisoners within have no way of communicating with the outside world. We cannot stand for this, and I am going to take action immediately, right after this message from our friends at ExpressVPN..."

Trump responded to criticism of the dungeon with a public address in the White House press room. "So, I'm building a Dungeon of Torment. So what?" Trump said. "I've been tormented for years. They tried to keep me from winning the 2016 election with the Russian hoax. I was impeached three times over nothing. I was indicted over business records in a witch hunt. My house was raided by the FBI looking for classified documents. Many people around me have been persecuted for saying the 2020 election was rigged — which it totally was, by the way — and many more. Many such cases. It's time for me to do the tormenting. And we've really built a beautiful dungeon, I must say."

At publishing time, former President Barack Obama had reportedly been invited to attend a special ribbon-cutting ceremony to officially open the Dungeon of Torment.

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