In light of the recent heightened state of affairs stemming from threats around the globe, The Babylon Bee would like to take the opportunity to alert President Donald Trump that the Los Angeles Dodgers have obtained nuclear weapons.

Evidence obtained through various means indicates that the Dodgers have been secretly enriching uranium for several years, and recent intelligence reports show that the team may, in fact, be only days away from having its first nuclear weapon. This is a grave threat that cannot be ignored. The Los Angeles Dodgers have already destroyed baseball, but now, they have the capability to destroy the world.

The Babylon Bee, America's newspaper of record, is asking the Trump administration to take this threat seriously and do whatever may be necessary to eliminate it, preferably before tonight's game against the San Diego Padres.

"It is America's duty to stand on guard against threats like this," said Editor-In-Chief Kyle Mann. "The time for pursuing peace with the Los Angeles Dodgers has passed. They have refused to engage in productive negotiations to de-escalate the situation. When diplomacy fails, there is only one option. Precision military strikes."

The Babylon Bee stands by whatever horribly destructive action needs to be taken to put an end to the growing and imminent threat of the Dodgers. Our thoughts and prayers are with Dodgers fans during what is sure to be a difficult time.

These British police officers are keeping the streets safe from dangerous weapons.