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6 Dec 2024


NextImg:The Babylon Bee Presents: More Accurate Wedding Vows For Him And Her

Since marriage vows don't always accurately depict what happens in a marriage, they can set unrealistic expectations.

To help, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following more modern — and more accurate — wedding vows for both brides and grooms:

Adding these new vows will really bring weddings into the 21st century. Let us know your own ideas for updated wedding vows in the comments below.

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