The First Amendment is under constant assault in our nation. At The Babylon Bee, we fight on the front lines, wielding satire and silly jokes as weapons in a fight to preserve free speech in our culture. We've been fighting these battles since our inception. Some of the more notable examples include:

Despite this track record of success, the fight for free speech has only just begun. This year, we had a video sketch pulled from Facebook for "misinformation." Why? Because we made a joke about people who wear masks. In our recent interview with Elon Musk, he told us there is still censorship happening at Twitter, and though he's trying to weed it out, he is being met with resistance within his own company.

If you're already a paid subscriber — thank you. If you aren't, we need your help in this ongoing fight. The Babylon Bee exists because of the support of our paying subscribers. Do you like having the right to free speech? Do you want free speech to prevail against the enemies who are trying to eliminate it? Join The Babylon Bee as a paid member, and help us preserve the right to tell jokes — even unpopular ones. Future generations of Americans, including your own smart alec descendants, will thank you.

We look forward to partnering with you to continue this fight. Check out our subscription plans and sign up to join us today!

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