In the year 2024, knowing which statues you can tear down is more confusing then ever! Will you be hailed as a hero of progress for fighting valiantly against colonization, or vilified and brought up on criminal charges for vandalizing a sacred monument?

Thankfully, The Babylon Bee has done your homework for you and put together the following guide to which statues you can — or can't — tear down:

By following the list above, you can eliminate all the guesswork the next time you're looking for a statue to destroy.

The Babylon Bee has been known to accurately predict the future.