U.S. — Surveying the hundreds of thousands gathered for Charlie Kirk's memorial service, along with the millions watching across the globe, a despondent Satan declared that he had "made a huge mistake."

"Well, this isn't going like I planned at all," sighed Satan, as churches once again were filled to overflowing around the nation. "Listen to all that worship. How are even more people praising God in the face of death? Ugh. I've really screwed the pooch this time."

At publishing time, an enraged Satan had learned that thousands more souls had slipped out of his grasp.

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