U.S. — Hundreds of thousands of women across America were left standing utterly clueless as to what to do at a voting booth after their husbands failed to tell them who to vote for.

Several advertisements in this election cycle have encouraged husbands to stop telling their wives how to vote. Sadly, many husbands heeded this advice, leaving their poor wives completely baffled and clueless.

"I'm so lost. Oh, how I wish a man had explained to me what to do!" exclaimed local woman Stephanie Griggs, staring blankly at her ballot. "Curse this womanly brain of mine!"

Voting at several polling stations ground to a halt after all of the booths became occupied by bewildered women. "This is a disaster," said poll worker John Bingham. "We've had thirty women taking up every booth for the past three hours, just staring like deer in headlights. We offered to bring them lunch while they made their choice, but they couldn't decide on a restaurant."

At publishing time, voting stations had been forced to designate one voting booth for men only to allow voting to continue.

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