THE AMERICA ONE NEWS
Jun 25, 2025  |  
0
 | Remer,MN
Sponsor:  QWIKET 
Sponsor:  QWIKET 
Sponsor:  QWIKET: Elevate your fantasy game! Interactive Sports Knowledge.
Sponsor:  QWIKET: Elevate your fantasy game! Interactive Sports Knowledge and Reasoning Support for Fantasy Sports and Betting Enthusiasts.
back  
topic
Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee
27 Aug 2023


NextImg:Nikki Haley Unveils Campaign Slogan 'I Am A Woman'

COLUMBIA, SC - Nikki Haley has released her official presidential campaign slogan, "I am a woman."

"Inspiring," said local woman Alice Reasons. "I think Nikki really hit on what sets her apart from the other candidates."

According to campaign sources, Ms. Haley plans to build her messaging going forward around the reality that she is, in fact, a woman. "I don't know if anyone has noticed this yet - but I'm female," said Ms. Haley at a speech in Iowa. "It's true, folks. I have two X chromosomes and everything. I am someone who can give birth to children. I…am a woman!"

When asked how exactly her being a woman made her the best candidate to be President, Ms. Haley reminded the audience that she is a woman. "This must be the slow class," said Ms. Haley. "Let me explain again. I am an adult human female. I do not have a Y chromosome, and my grip strength is terrible. I, Nikki Haley, am a woman."

At publishing time, a confused Matt Walsh had called Nikki Haley to see if he could ask a few questions.

It is super important to know your stuff when it comes to debating ultra-MAGA Republicans about guns.