GLENDALE, AZ — Revival seems poised to sweep around the globe, as an enormous Nazi rally held at State Farm Stadium reportedly inspired millions of people throughout the world to forgive and love their enemies.

The worldwide stirring of forgiveness resulted from the unprecedented Nazi gathering, as hundreds of thousands of bigoted, fascist attendees met to use their evil hatred to spread a message of love and salvation from sin.

"This horrifying event is flooding the world with love," said one stunned journalist who was present at the rally. "In an unexpected consequence, these hundreds of thousands of Nazis have shown mankind how to turn away from hate and choose to offer forgiveness to their enemies. The danger here cannot be overstated."

Video clips of the rally, filled with Christian worship music, quotes from the Bible, and urgent pleas for people to repent of their sins and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation and peace, quickly went viral on social media, with accompanying content warnings to notify users of the graphic words and images.

"Everyone should be aware that these Nazis are — by their own admission — out to ‘conquer the world,'" said one outraged social media user. "They keep talking about their leader who supposedly died and came back to life, and is now apparently saving people from their sins and giving them the ability to love and forgive their enemies. Terrible, horrifying stuff."

At publishing time, concerned Democrats were asking television networks and social media platforms to remove all videos from the event to prevent further Nazi radicalization.

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