WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chaos ensued outside the U.S. Capitol yesterday, as Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene's press conference on cloud seeding was suddenly interrupted by a massive tornado.

The Georgia representative had promised to reveal new information she had discovered about the ability of the federal government and third parties to control weather patterns and engage in geoengineering, but was interrupted when a tornado spontaneously arrived at the steps outside the Capitol.

"This public deserves to know what has been — WOAH!" Greene said as she was swept into the air by the twister. "There's a freakin' tornado now? Where'd that come from? AAAAAAAHHHH!"

While meteorologists agreed that tornadoes are not common in the nation's capital, they downplayed any conspiracy theories that such storms could be purposely generated by government agencies or other entities to get revenge on their enemies or silence potential whistleblowers. "It's ridiculous to think that this type of thing could be done intentionally," said Dr. Rupert Van Goren. "And even if it were, I would deny it, because I don't want a tornado to show up at my house. We just refinished the deck."

After the tornado dropped her somewhere in a D.C. suburb, Greene remained adamant that she would uncover whoever was behind the outbreak of extreme weather. "They won't get away with this," she said. "I mean, they probably will, because they always do, and I just end up looking a little bit crazy from the stuff I say, but still. They won't get away with this!"

At publishing time, government insiders said there was nothing unusual about the dark rain cloud that seemed to be following Greene around wherever she went.

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