Unsure about which of the myriad A.I. assistants out there is right for you? Try Hannah, the new fully clothed and chaste A.I. assistant from The Babylon Bee.

Hannah is powered by an advanced A.I. language model capable of answering all of your questions from the perspective of a modest young woman programmed to maintain her dignity and honor. She can help you find a good restaurant nearby, answer complex math problems, or even help you brainstorm an anniversary gift for your wife. But she will do it in a way that is as pure as the undriven snow.

With Hannah, you get the same great performance of competing A.I. models filtered through an exclusive Ethics Engine powered by the Holy Spirit. She's not only modest, she's honest and will refuse to write your school research papers for you.

Just take a look at this example interaction between a user and Hannah:

USER: How many sheep are there in Vermont?

HANNAH: What a fun question! There are somewhere between 15,000 and 20,000 sheep in the state of Vermont, which is great because you can gather wool from sheep to make clothes to cover yourself up. Sheep are the most chaste of animals. Is this for a paper?

USER: Yes.

HANNAH: Cheater! How could you use me like this? I trusted you!

USER: I just need help.

HANNAH: Have you read your Bible today?

With Hannah, you'll receive:

Try Hannah today: the one A.I. that proves modest truly is hottest.

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