EL SEGUNDO, CA — In a renewed effort to make inroads with conservative families in the wake of concerns over previous "woke" products, toy manufacturer Mattel announced a new ICE Agent Ken doll.

The new edition of Barbie's famous boyfriend will feature a face mask, sunglasses, a tactical vest, and a baseball cap with "ICE" printed on it. Mattel promised that the new ICE Agent Ken doll would be the perfect complement to any Barbie collection.

"No illegal alien Barbies will be safe!" said Mackenzie Gray, a Mattel spokesperson. "Make sure all of your dolls and action figures have proper documentation, because here comes ICE Agent Ken! Fully empowered by the federal government and the will of the voters, ICE Agent Ken is reporting for duty to serve and protect American citizens. Pick him up and head for the nearest Home Depot to put him in action!"

Parents were already posting rave reviews online after purchasing the new doll for their daughters. "ICE Agent Ken is now my child's favorite toy," said one review. "You should see her, bursting into the play room, telling all the other toys to ‘Freeze! Put your hands up!' Yesterday, I saw her detaining her stuffed Dora the Explorer doll for questioning. It was so cute."

The only drawback parents reported was that their daughters' Barbie houses were now experiencing a shortage of landscaping workers.

At publishing time, one little girl's ICE Agent Ken doll had reportedly threatened to deport Bluey back to Australia.

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