ORLANDO, FL — What began as a normal day at the Magic Kingdom descended into a near-riot atmosphere, as — due to a malfunction — The Hall of Presidents' animatronic Donald Trump kept rounding up all of the Mexican guests and attempting to deport them from Disney World.

The incident reportedly began late this morning, as tourists said the robotic Trump began to make forceful statements about foreign guests and ordering them to leave the park voluntarily or face the consequences.

"We've lost control of him! Everyone get clear!" shouted one of the park's technicians. "We made him too much like the real Trump, and now he wants to round up all of the foreign-born visitors and deport them. We advise all Mexican guests to remove their sombreros to try to blend in with the rest of the audience."

Despite the best efforts of the staff, the animatronic Trump continued to deviate from its pre-programmed speech script. "Those who do not self-deport from the park will be subject to arrest and detention by ICE," the robot said. "We will deport Mexican guests and MAKE DISNEY WORLD GREAT AGAIN! Thank you for your attention in this matter!"

The robot refused to obey orders from on-site Imagineers who tried to keep it at bay. "He's too true to life," one source said. "Even his animatronic counterpart is too much of an alpha male to be controlled by anyone."

At publishing time, the animatronic Trump had pledged to build a "bigger, more beautiful wall" around Disney World to keep foreigners out.

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