No matter how much people may enjoy their churches, the question always sneaks into the back of their minds: "Is my pastor just a charlatan?" Some pastors are bilking their congregations out of their money and living high on the hog.

How can you deduce if your pastor is fleecing you and your fellow churchgoers? The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of warning signs:

Does your pastor fall into any of the categories listed above? Have you noticed any other red flags? Compare notes in the comments below.

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