ABERDEEN, SD — Local parents of a young girl have grown concerned that she may be rife with internalized misogyny as she was seen pretending her Successful Lawyer Barbie™ was just a mommy.

"We grew concerned when Tabitha turned Barbie's genuine Mark Cross leather briefcase into a changing table for Barbie's baby nursery," said Tabitha's father, "More abhorrent, she stuffed Barbie's camel hair overcoat into the charcoal, pinstriped business suit to make her look...ugh, pregnant!"

Desperate, the bright, progressive couple implemented a few brilliant tactics to save their daughter from draconian sexism before it was too late:

At publishing time Tabitha's parents had been shocked to discover her mommy Barbie wearing a MAGA hat and carrying a tiny Bible.

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