HEAVEN — What began as a regular day in Heaven was quickly turned upside-down, as legendary sports entertainment icon Hulk Hogan made a surprise entrance to challenge Jacob to a wrestling match.

Jacob, long regarded as the most experienced and intimidating wrestler in the Bible, was reportedly standing in the heavenly ring and speaking to a large crowd of his fans when Hogan's "Real American" theme music blared over the speakers, heralding the arrival of the Hulkster.

"Oh my! What's this? Can it be? It is! It's Hulk Hogan!" an angelic commentator said as Hogan walked to the ring. "What's he doing here? Is he here to issue a challenge to Jacob? Hold on to your hats, folks!"

Hogan made his way through the smoke, lights, and pyro before stepping into the ring, ripping off his shirt, and staring down Jacob. "Lemme tell ya somethin', brother!" the Hulkster said to the roar of the crowd. "All my life, I've been hearing about what a bad dude you were back in the day, man. They said you wrestled with God, brother. Well, now that the Hulkster has arrived, it's time to step up to the challenge. Let's do it, Jacob! You and me, right here, tonight, brother!"

The crowd roared in excitement as Jacob paused to look out into the crowd before slowly shaking Hogan's hand. "You want some, Hogan? You got it!" the patriarch replied.

Over the deafening cheers of the crowd, Hogan promised to give Jacob a fight he'd never forget. "Whatcha gonna do, brother," he asked, "when Hulk Hogan, these 24-inch pythons, and all my heavenly Hulkamaniacs run wild on you?!"

At publishing time, fans and commentators were speculating that while Hogan may have a size and weight advantage in the matchup, Jacob was likely to try to use his patented ladder as a weapon to gain the upper hand.

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