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NextImg:How 9 Politicians Are Celebrating This 4th Of July

It's birthday time once again for the greatest nation on earth: America. Everybody likes to celebrate 'Murica a little differently - here are how nine famous politicians are planning to mark the 4th of July this year:

  1. Chuck Schumer: Murdering 26 people with undercooked beef. Tradition is tradition.

  2. AOC: Weeping outside of Alligator Alcatraz: Heroic.

  3. Ron DeSantis: Turning loose highly trained alligators armed with lasers to hunt down anyone who comes near Alligator Alcatraz: Uh-oh.

  4. JD Vance: Killing off a rival world leader. U-S-A! U-S-A!

  5. Joe Biden: Hanging Christmas decorations: Aw, Joe.

  6. Thomas Massie: Going to some super-secret meeting Trump invited him to in a CIA detention cell: Have fun, Tom.

  7. JB Pritzker: Hotdog eating contest: Followed by a burger eating contest, lamb shank eating contest, entire baby pig eating contest, pie eating contest, and tub of Crisco eating contest.

  8. Zohran Mamdani: Dumping Jews into the harbor: A true patriot.

  9. President Trump: Carving his own face into Mount Rushmore while riding a bald eagle: Glorious!

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