NEW YORK, NY — While appearing on MSNBC's Morning Joe, former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton called for unity amidst the onslaught of political violence, saying, "We must all stop pointing fingers, as we all know the Republicans are to blame."

Despite having no official capacity in modern politics, Clinton appeared on Morning Joe to rally Americans around a common goal: blaming Republicans for everything.

"Let's just say it, white men of a certain persuasion, certain religion, certain point of view, certain ideology, are literally destroying America," Clinton told host Joe Scarborough. "Why are we bickering amongst ourselves when Republicans are allowed to walk freely? It's time to stop demonizing both sides and pointing fingers and instead demonize and point fingers at Republicans."

Scarborough appeared to shift uncomfortably in his seat during the broadcast because he is, in fact, a white man. However, Clinton said he would be spared from the coming extermination because he is no longer a Republican. "Am I not merciful?" she said, offering her hand for Scarborough to kiss.

Co-host Mika Brzezinski pushed back on Clinton's earlier statement that Republicans were to blame for all political violence and said point-blank, "It sounds like you're advocating violence." To which Clinton answered, "At this point, what difference does it make? We can only turn down the temperature of our rhetoric by completely eradicating white conservative Christian men from existence."

At publishing time, the media said the cause for the ongoing rise in political violence was still unknown.

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