If you're a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a conversation with a girl. But we at The Babylon Bee have much rizz, we are reliably told. Here is a pickup line to use for a girl of each Christian denomination:

There you go — a complete stock of godly one-liners for that special someone you've had your eye on. No need to thank us.

A journalist spills all after being mistakenly added to a group chat with top Trump officials.