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It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved landmarks. This time, it was the White House! Fortunately, as we have all seen in the wake of the Jan 6 Capitol riot, anyone who was even remotely in the vicinity of the incident will be hunted down and held accountable.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of all of the pro-Palestine protestors who are facing charges for attempting to storm the White House:

Serves them right! Because of what they've done, every single name on that list will face the full force of the federal government. Go get, ‘em, Justice Department!

NOT SATIRE: Hunter Biden, the Deep State, and the FBI must be held accountable for their actions!

I launched the Kash Foundation to EXPOSE the crimes of the Deep State and offer legal help to FBI whistleblowers and America First families like many of the ones from the Jan 6th witch hunts. I know what it's like because I was targeted by the DOJ when I led the Russiagate investigation for the House Committee and uncovered that the FBI was actively trying to sabotage President Trump.

My goal is to recruit 1,000 patriots to donate to the Kash Foundation to help me EXPOSE the FBI and Deep State agents like Hunter Biden.

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