HEAVEN - The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.

"Did you see that?!" shouted the Lord of Creation. "I'm telling you, Peter - he pointed right to Me!!"

According to sources, God Almighty had been watching the entire game in rapt suspense. "Nothing like America's pastime, is there Joan of Arc?" said the Lord. "What I would give to get down on that field, get an autograph or two. Man, those guys are so talented!"

As the game reached the top of the eighth inning with the score tied, the Texas Rangers stepped up to the plate. "This is my favorite team, you guys - only ones who haven't desecrated my covenant with Noah," said the Lord. "Whoa, whoa - that ball‘s got a chance! Aaand - it's gone! Aaaa!! He pointed at me! Right at me!! Can you believe it?!?"

At publishing time, God reiterated his stance against interfering with sports games, but admitted He was rooting pretty hard against the Yankees.

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