HEAVEN — Celestial sources report that in response to hearing of President Trump's hopes for getting into heaven, God has agreed to let Trump into His kingdom if he simply repents of his sin and trusts in Christ alone for his salvation.

According to the angelic hosts, the Lord had mercifully declined Trump's wish to have his merits weighed against his faults, instead offering His only begotten Son as the spotless sacrifice for Trump's sins.

"Peace deals are wonderful -- yet, none are righteous. No, not one," the angel Gabriel confirmed. "But, peace deal or no, God in his love and mercy has agreed to let Trump into Heaven all the same, if he will only repent and trust in the finished work of Jesus Christ. The Lord's grace is sufficient."

Heavenly sources confirmed that no one throughout history who trusted in their own goodness has been able to enter the presence of the Holy of Holies. "We're still sitting at zero on that one," said Heavenly resident Arthur Gonce. "Yet, God has made a way nonetheless. Believe me, the saints are cheering for Trump and for every sinner to repent and throw themselves on the mercy of Christ."

At publishing time, reliable sources had confirmed that the Lord's offer was available, at this very moment, to all mankind.

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