WASHINGTON, D.C. — Get a load of this total dweeb of a congressman who still thinks we care about what the Constitution says.

That's what many are reportedly saying around the nation's capitol about Republican Congressman Thomas Massie from Kentucky after he kept bringing up the Constitution and saying bad things about Trump bombing Iran.

"The American President can't just bomb anybody he wants anywhere in the world — ," began Rep. Massie on the House floor before being interrupted by jeers and hollers.

"Boo! Shut up nerd," shouted all the other members of the House of Representatives. "You stink and your face looks weird!"

"Congress has the power to make war in Article 1 Section 8 — ," started Rep. Massie again before the noise from the House floor drowned out his stupid arguments about arcane rules from the 18th century.

"Just look at him with his glasses and his pocket protector," said several snickering congressional staffers. "What a dork noodle that guy is."

At publishing time, and despite the hurtful comments, Representative Massie is still showing his face around the Capital claiming that his constituents aren't totally embarrassed by what a dweeb he is.

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