CINCINNATI, OH — According to preliminary reports from the ground, yet another one of the Grayson's family photos has been totally by Aiden.

Aiden has reportedly ruined every attempt at a family picture for the past 5 years. Despite his parents' heroic attempts to take one nice picture, Aiden's streak has once again stayed alive.

"He's done it again," reported Priscilla Grayson, Aiden's mother, as she looked at the new photo. "I had literally tied his hands behind his back and promised him $50 if he would smile for two seconds. He went 'Houdini' on those ropes, destroyed the picture, and then quickly pointed out that I didn't say the two seconds of smiling had to be consecutive. It is like wrestling with the Almighty. I have been bested once again."

"He says he's not doing it on purpose, but I don't believe him," said Mark, Aiden's father. "He is a hellion and may be possessed by several demons."

Ever the peace keeper, Mark suggested using AI to fix the picture. However, as AI has trouble with hands, it removed Aiden from the picture all together.

At publishing time, Priscilla Grayson had hung their new JC Penney family portrait up on the wall without Aiden, next to a line of portraits that features Aiden's face scratched out in sharpie.

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