WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a beautiful and heart-rending moment, Elon Musk extended a glowing finger to touch President Trump's forehead before stepping into a rocket and returning to outer space with his people.

"I'll be riiiight heeere," said Musk, gently laying his glowing index finger on President Trump, his starship awaiting. Then, turning to Marco Rubio, Musk tenderly admonished, "Beee goood." A tearful Rubio kissed Musk, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

Onlookers wept as other extraterrestrials of Musk's kind waited patiently at the rocket ship's loading ramp. It seemed like only yesterday that Musk had appeared at the White House, accidentally left behind by his people. Trump quickly bonded with the alien, the two growing to share an emotional and telepathic connection so deep that their very fates became intertwined.

Yet, Musk's intentions remained misunderstood by earthlings, and he quickly became a hunted being. Trump did his best to shield the creature from harm, while Musk miraculously healed the "ouch" on Trump's ear. Sadly, separated from his kind, Musk began to deteriorate, and the time came for Musk to return to his home. Unable to imagine life without the being that shared his veritable life force, Trump wept bitterly, holding the alien in a long embrace as the starship awaited.

At publishing time, Trump and his team had watched in awe as Musk departed, the rocket leaving a beautiful rainbow in the sky.

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