TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will be happy to know that there are exciting opportunities that have just recently opened up in Iran.

Suddenly and without warning, multiple exciting positions in the field of nuclear energy research became available, creating opportunities for experienced engineers to step in and start working immediately.

"These vacancies just exploded onto the scene," said one job listing. "All experienced nuclear engineers are encouraged to apply."

Some of the job openings posted in the last 48 hours included:

Depending on outside circumstances, these positions — and the entire department — may not last long, so interested applicants are encouraged to get in touch as soon as possible.

As with other positions, hatred for Israel and the United States is required. Submit those applications today and start work as early as tomorrow!

These British police officers are keeping the streets safe from dangerous weapons.