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NextImg:DNC To Remove David Hogg After Realizing He's David Hogg

U.S. — The Democratic National Committee has begun the process to oust David Hogg from its leadership after realizing that he is David Hogg.

The DNC announced it will attempt to void Hogg's February election to vice chair on procedural grounds, stating that no one had yet comprehended that this was David Hogg.

"Obviously, we have to remove him. He's David Hogg," stated DNC operations manager Chandler Kilgore. "It's unfortunate that it is only now dawning on us who he actually is, but here we are. For the sake of our own survival, the DNC will act quickly and mercilessly to depose him. I mean, it's literally David Hogg we're dealing with."

Sources say senior leadership within the Democratic Party were aghast at the discovery that the newly elected DNC leader was actually David Hogg. "What have we done?" sighed Senator Schumer aide Leslie Rendon. "Oh, man. We've got to fix that. I mean, it was apparent he was awful and bad at his job, but I didn't appreciate that he was David Hogg. What a disaster."

At publishing time, the DNC had begun the process of removing Tim Walz from the Democratic Party after learning that he was Tim Walz.

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