U.S. — Disaster quickly unfolded after Kanye West's account on X was hacked by none other than Kanye West.

Disturbing, racist rants were posted in rapid succession, apparently posted by Kanye West after he managed to log in to Kanye West's social media account.

"We believe that unfortunately, a psychotic, Hitler-loving hacker named Kanye West managed to infiltrate and post messages on the account normally run by Kanye West," said a spokesman for X. "We are looking into the matter as we speak, and hope to have control of the account restored back to Kanye West shortly."

Sources report that this is not the first time that Kanye's accounts have been hacked by Kanye. "It's become a recurring issue," said software engineer Delmar Billings. "Weirdly, it seems to happen every time that Kanye goes off his lithium. We're still working on a fix."

At publishing time, X had announced that Kanye West's account had been secured and was at least temporarily safe from Kanye West.

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