


U.S. — Democrats sounded the alarm over Trump's prosecution of former FBI Director James Comey, warning that the prosecution of political opponents could set a dangerous precedent for America's democracy.
"We're entering uncharted waters here," said Senator Corey Booker while waving his arms wildly and popping his eyes out to demonstrate how dangerous and uncharted the waters were. "If Trump can maliciously prosecute James Comey, where does it end? Just imagine what could happen! We've never seen anything like this!"
Democrats and other experts claimed that if Trump opens this door, it could lead to malicious and frivolous "lawfare" that could end in political appointees arrested and prosecuted for obscure technicalities before being marched in front of cameras to have their mugshots taken. "Just imagine if that happened in America," said Booker. "I shudder to think."
Democrats were also promising that when they get back in power, they will retaliate by prosecuting Republicans. Republicans responded that if Democrats prosecute Republicans, they will retaliate by prosecuting Democrats when Republicans take power again. Democrats then responded by saying that if they prosecute Republicans, and Republicans retaliate by prosecuting Democrats, they will then retaliate back by once again prosecuting Republicans.
At publishing time, Republicans had responded by promising to retaliate again by prosecuting Democrats.
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