MISHICOT, WA — According to sources, local dad Allan Paxton found himself tearing up a little after hearing his son Jason shout: "It's over, Billy! I have the high ground!" during a toy lightsaber duel with his friend Billy.

"I was so proud of him," said Mr. Paxton with pride. "We as parents sometimes worry about how our kids will turn out, but it seems I have trained him well. Every good Jedi knows that once you have the high ground, it's over."

His mother witnessed the event with indifference. "They were playing Harry Potter or something, right?" she commented. "That's good."

"You underestimate my power," Billy had replied back to Jason right on cue, as Mr. Paxton looked on through misty eyes.

The game ended when Billy pretended to flip and have his legs and arms cut off.

Eyewitnesses say Paxton could no longer contain his emotions as the two young boys started humming "Duel of the Fates" while swinging their lightsabers around.

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