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13 Apr 2025


NextImg:Concentration Camp Prisoners Concerned China Being Bullied By America

XINJIANG PROVINCE — Prisoners in the notorious Xinjiang concentration camp have expressed deep concern about America being such a mean bully to China.

After years of being tortured in Chinese government re-education centers, the prisoners were aghast at the news that America was singling out China for punishing tariffs.

"How could America be so mean to the Chinese government? It's really shocking," said prisoner Jin Shuren. "Those of us here in the concentration camp are taking time between being tortured to write letters asking America to stop being such a bully. What has China ever done to deserve this?"

At publishing time, Chinese authorities have shed new light on the famous protester who faced down tanks in Tiananmen Square, explaining that the man was actually protesting America being a bully.

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