WACO, TX — Famed HGTV stars Chip and Joanna Gaines announced today that their "Magnolia" company would be introducing a line of rainbow shiplap.

According to Gaines, the shiplap will add "just a little bit of gayness" to customers' homes while simultaneously assuring visitors that you're not one of those Christians.

"It's HOMO DAY!!" shouted Chip Gaines as he unveiled the rainbow shiplap. "Oh man, homo day is my favorite day of any project. Time to get out those power tools and just get a little fruity, you know what I'm saying? There's nothing like putting on showtunes, busting out of the closet, and throwing up some up this shiplap. Wooo!"

The rainbow shiplap represents the Gaines' latest efforts to make their company more gay-friendly. "We're all in on the homos," stated Gaines. "Simply doing interior decorating wasn't gay enough -- we wanted to make sure everyone knew were past those vaguely Christian background moments in our show. We super love the homo community and hope everyone adds a HOMO DAY to their fixer-upper."

At publishing time, residents of Waco had reported that someone around town kept shouting "Iiiiit's HOMO DAY!" repeatedly.

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