


Have you found yourself wondering how you could prevent the shame and horror of having it found out that you're being unfaithful to your spouse while canoodling with a fellow executive at your company at a public event? One simple trick is all it takes.
Experts suggested that there was an easy way to avoid getting caught on camera cheating on your wife at a Coldplay concert with the human resources director from the company you work at, and it's much easier than you might think.
"We've studied a wide range of potential scenarios, and we've concluded that the best way to avoid putting yourself in a situation like this is to not cheat on your wife at a Coldplay concert… or at any concert, really," said marriage counselor Tom Brandon from the Center for Marriage and Family Togetherness. "In fact, if you don't cheat on your wife at all — in public or in private — you will most likely avoid one hundred percent of situations like this. The data is surprisingly clear."
Analysts agreed that avoiding cheating on your spouse will also help you avoid a myriad of other issues. "Couples who remain faithful avoid getting caught cheating on their spouse in public pretty much across the board," Brandon continued. "It's really amazing to see how this one simple trick helps people avoid so many problems. We're baffled at how some people haven't figured it out."
Experts also unanimously agreed that you can avoid listening to Coldplay by not attending their concerts in the first place, an easy trick many people aren't putting to good use.
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