JERICHO — Another fascinating piece of the biblical history puzzle fell into place this week, as archaeologists announced the discovery of what is believed to be the Ouija board used by King Saul.

While it had long been known that the very first Israelite king had visited a witch in the town of Endor just prior to his death in battle, scholars believed there may have been more to Saul's dabbling in the occult, a theory that seemed to have been confirmed by the discovery of the Ouija board near the site of what many experts believe to be the ancient city of Gilgal.

"We believe Saul used this during royal slumber parties," said Dr. Clayton Rookstool, an archaeology professor who led the expedition. "It has been our belief for some time that Saul tried to communicate with the dead and other entities from the spirit world, but this is the first time we've found solid proof of it."

Other members of the research team recounted findings written in ancient scrolls. "There is an abundance of evidence that this Ouija board belonged to King Saul," said Dr. Adam Kinunen. "One non-canonical scroll that dates back to the time of his reign gives the account of Saul, Jonathan, and Abner descending into frightened fits of giggles after asking a Ouija board to provide them the location of David's secret hideout. We now believe that we have found this same Ouija board."

At publishing time, the archaeologists were unable to conclusively prove the ancient rumors that Saul and his top advisors would frequently attempt to levitate people at their slumber parties while chanting "light as a feather, stiff as a board."

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