U.S. — Americans started to get the sense today that perhaps this "Joe Biden" fellow might not always tell the truth.

"I'm beginning to think he may, on occasion, not be totally honest," said local woman Amy Smith. "It just seems like he may bend the truth, just a touch."

Though the nation had thus far withheld judgment, Biden lying dozens of times about not pardoning his son Hunter alerted the nation that he may not always be completely above board. "Golly, it just makes me think this Joe guy may be fibbing sometimes. Really shocking stuff."

At publishing time, Biden's explanation of the pardon had lead Americans to suspect that perhaps Biden may also be a touch senile.

There's lots to be thankful for, libs!