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13 Mar 2024


NextImg:Amen And Amen! Check Out The Top 10 Verses From New The Donald Trump Bible Translation

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YUGE NEWS! Zondervan has finally unveiled the Donald Trump Version of the Bible, finally giving freedom-loving Americans the chance to hear God's Word in the most beautiful, tremendous way ever!

The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy and can reveal the ten most inspiring verses:

The power of each verse just jumps right off the page. Go grab your copy of the new translation and drill, baby, drill deep into the text.

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