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YUGE NEWS! Zondervan has finally unveiled the Donald Trump Version of the Bible, finally giving freedom-loving Americans the chance to hear God's Word in the most beautiful, tremendous way ever!

The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy and can reveal the ten most inspiring verses:

The power of each verse just jumps right off the page. Go grab your copy of the new translation and drill, baby, drill deep into the text.

NOT SATIRE: Help Share The Real Story of Jesus with Dalit Children

The Real Story of Jesus is a special iBIBLE episode which reveals the story of Jesus from creation to Christ's second coming. It has been translated into Hindi and made into a beautiful, illustrated storybook. Prayerfully consider making a contribution to RevelationMedia today to help us distribute The Real Story of Jesus storybook to Dalit children in India. Dalit children are rejected by society from birth, and they may never have received a gift in their lives. You can help bring the hope of Jesus to these children to show them how much He loves them through sponsoring storybook distribution, along with The Real Story of Jesus coloring books! Click here to make a donation.