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Dr. Jordan B. Peterson has gained an impressive following in recent years. Now, on the heels of his commentaries on the Bible, Dr. Peterson has turned his attention to critiquing beloved children's books.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive excerpts of Dr. Peterson reviewing classic children's tales. Check out what ol' JP has to say about some of your child's most cherished stories:

Powerful, powerful stuff. After reading such insightful reviews, you'll never see storytime with your kids the same ever again, bucko!

NOT SATIRE: Fueled by the wokest keyboard warriors around, Kirk Cameron has again partnered with BRAVE Books to release a brand new children's book on the topic of loving your enemy. Let's just say the Twitter haters became Kirk's motivators. All their vicious tweets pushed Kirk to help teach the next generation what it means to love your enemies. Just take a look at some of these comments: "Rather have drag queens read to my children" (John F.), "Anything for attention right @KirkCameron? I see you're finally growing a little facial hair too" (O.), and "You disgust me, you horrible vile person" (Shanna B.). And even, "Does your wife know you're gay?" (Johnny W.).

These Twitter trolls sought to break Kirk's spirit but this only inspired him to work harder and harder on this brand-new children's book with BRAVE Books. It's called The Fox, the Fair, and the Invention Scare and it teaches kids how to love their enemies! Think twice before going after the GOAT and find out how to get your copy today for FREE at bravebooks.com!

A mother takes her homeschooled children to the public library, only to find it’s changed a lot since she was a kid.