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While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:
They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.
They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.
Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.
They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.
A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.
Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.
They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top.
Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.
Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.
Know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.
And the final tally is: Babies 10, Liberals 0. Congratulations, babies.
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