With the dawn of artificial intelligence wives, you may be asking yourself: which is better? Artificial intelligence, or the real thing?
Here are ten clear ways an AI wife is better than a real one:
Can pick a restaurant in milliseconds: Huge upgrade.
Great at directions: No more of this "It's just a little way past that cute cottage" garbage.
Ten percent less likely to murder you in your sleep: It's not much, but it's something.
Never wants to have sex when you're kinda tired: Phew!
Doesn't care that you sleep on an air mattress and live in filth: She's so sweet that way.
Wouldn't mind if you went out with your friends (if you had any): It would just be nice to know you could.
Any time she says "I don't feel like it," you can reply with "that's impossible, you don't have feelings," and instantly win the argument: Boom.
Unlikely to get pregnant by Elon Musk: Never say never.
Never challenges you to grow, so you can remain exactly as self-centered as you already are: Sweet!
Won't cry when you die: Ugh, crying is the worst.
Real wives have some serious competition. Let us know in the comments any other advantages you can think of.
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